Summary

Where Abraham Lincoln sits at the top of the wiki with a Hairline score of 10.0, Dick Van Dyke scores 7.8 on the same measure, which is higher than 65% of the men on the wiki. Hairline measures hairline shape, position, and pattern. He sits level with Aaron Paul, Antonio Banderas and Chico Lachowski, who each also score 7.8, while the lowest score on the wiki belongs to Trevor Phillips (GTA V) at 1.5. Dick's Dick's Hair Length scores 10.0 and his Dick's Facial Hair scores 5.0, and the full picture is in Dick's full Dimorphism breakdown.