Summary

Where Abraham Lincoln sits at the top of the wiki's Facial Hair scale with a score of 10.0, Joseph Goebbles scores 0.0 on this measurement, placing him among the lowest of the men on the wiki. Facial Hair measures facial hair presence and coverage, and his result is shared with Antinous, Cha Eun-woo (ASTRO) and Chico Lachowski (teen), who also score 0.0. At the other end, Wheat Waffles also registers 0.0, the lowest value on the wiki. For comparison across his other Dimorphism results, see Joseph's Hair Length (scoring 10.0) and Joseph's Hairline (scoring 8.0), or his full Dimorphism breakdown.